1. Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”
留一堆沒用的舊軟件和一張寫著“安裝這些”便條
2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner
用訂書釘訂報告的時候訂在錯誤的一角
3. Put tape over the mouse optics
在光學鼠標上粘上膠帶
4. Unplug a co-worker’s monitor
拔掉某個同事的顯示器接線
5. Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask
和生病的員工講話時帶上一個防塵面具
6. Turn your earphones up all the way
把你的耳機音量調到最大，從早到晚帶著耳機
7. Burn popcorn in the microwave
用微波爐爆（焦）爆米花
8. “Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge
“忘記”在冰箱里放上你的金槍魚三明治
9. Turn up the beep volume of the copier
把復印機“嗶”的音量放大
10. Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier
清空打印機/復印機的紙